UW Purity Test

Caution: This is not a bucket list. True UW Students will
have a score of 0 after graduation. Completion of all
items on this list should be taken seriously.

Click on every item you have done.

Made it on Barstool Huskies or UW Chicks
Spent more than an hour trying to find parking on Greek Row
Jumped in Drumheller Fountain
Gotten your fake pulled
Been to a Mariners game
Taken Psych 210
Karaoke’d at Finns
Gotten food poisoning from Center Table
Indulged in the devil’s lettuce
Met Dubs
Snuck a shooter into a football game
Gotten a noise complaint
Gone to a formal in Vancouver
Purchased or taken a pregnancy test
Made out with someone on the dance floor
Been to class hungover
Been to class drunk
Taken an exam under the influence
Been blacklisted from a frat
Been to a UW Chicks x Earls night
Attended a sports event other than football and basketball
Been shown on the jumbotron at Husky Stadium
Done a Whippet
Slipped in Red Square
Bought or used Plan B from Ode
Taken a jello shot
Stayed at the bar until the lights turned on
Failed an exam
Been scared for your life on the link
Had your laundry stolen
Had a roommate horror story
Been in a relationship with another UW student
Got called out in a GroupMe
Rushed a sorority/frat
Bathed in the Hansee Hall bathtubs
Switched majors
Gotten arrested
Drank in the dorms
Smoked a drunk cig
Pregamed way too hard and had to leave a football game early
Day drank at the cut
Shotgunned a Four Loko
Made it on the Dean’s list
Cried about graduating
Moved off campus
Used a dating app
Gotten down in a Twin XL ;)
Fell out of a lofted bed
Taken a class in Fisheries
Stolen something from a frat
Passed Chem 142
Bought a Geek Bar
Cheated on an exam
Used Chat GPT on an assignment
Bought Dawg Pack tickets
Done a walk of shame
Used Rev Delivery
Been cut off at the bar
Partied in McCarty
Lost your UW ID
Gotten 100% on an exam
Spent the night on a frat porch
Gained the freshman 15
Used Google Maps to get to class
Worked out in the IMA
Done trivia night at Pizza Mart
Fed a campus squirrel
Netflix and chilled
Had to retake a class
Used Nathan’s light saber
Bought Barstool merch
Turned in an assignment at 11:58
Met up with someone from Tinder
Had a threesome
Felt personally victimized by course registration
Been to Flower’s
Stalked a frat’s PC/sorority’s MC on Instagram highlights
Used a Lime scooter
Had a class crush
Lost your v-card on campus
Fell down frat stairs
Got cheated on
Cheated on someone
Walked in on your roommate
Have been walked in on
Went to Hall health and actually got help
Been deadly ill
Did a keg stand
Made friends in the bar bathroom line
Spent more than 5 hours straight at a library
Forgotten to turn in an assignment
Cried over a bad grade
Missed a discussion section because of a hangover
Been to Alladin's after a night out
Blacked out on a week night
Committed famcest
Gone to a concert at Climate Pledge
Felt bad for people who live in Pullman or Eugene
Had a situationship with a frat guy/sorority girl
Rushed the field after Oregon's kicker missed one of the most important field goals of his entire life

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